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Rikki and Koyayashi Shuten Doji OVA 2

Its never a fat chick. Always a fat guy. But you wont turn me queer with it!!

Yashi Koya, better known as Koyayashi, is a fatty who is descended from Oni lineage and is destined to help Jiro Shutendo from the anime and manga Shutendoji. He is good at Sumo Wrestling and has higher than human strength.

what he does[]

Koyayashi Rikki Muso Yusuke Shiratori Shutendoji Manga

Look at this giant! Its like I'm reading Fist of the North Star!

He 1st appears helping Yusuke Shiratori and Jiro Shutendo fight off Kitani and Jawanbokikai. He knocks down Jawanbokikai with Rikki's aid and bolts when he gets back up. During the chase, Naojiro Oyama uses a grenade on him and hes not seen for most of the anime. After Kitani summons a demon and Naojiro does a kamikaze, he watches Jiro kill Kitani and his demon. At Jiro's home they talk about the cult after Jiro and explain how each of the teens introduced in Shutendoji OVA 2 are descended from families destined to defend Shutendoji but they never asked why. After Jiro's rents and Miyuki Shiratori, she gets nude and has a bath, then goes to fight and die with her homies. It is a MA18 batte, with graphic violence and occasional nudity. In the fight he gets stuck like a pig by spears or blades or w/e. And then... He died... AHHHHHHHHHHH! He's remembered in OVA 4 where the survivors recall the kids descended from Goki who bit it.

he's voiced by Joseph Anthony in the dub and I cant find who did him in japan. if you know add it here -->

Iyahaya Nantomo[]

Koyayashi Iyahaya Nantomo Manga

Looks like Bonk from the TurboGrafix 16 games has grown up, and is as Devolved as ever!

In Volume 02 of 05 is a lardo with a leaky nose called Koyayashi which means Palm Tree Hut. He gives commentary on a contest between the good guys and bad guys for the Parents Visitation Day. Often he misinterprets what the other announcer says and its a word pun that only works in Japanese. So learn Nihongo Ja Gaijin! Ima! Hayaku! Okama!

At the Kekkin Academy its the Parents Visitation Stadium. The factions are heated up cuz Doshita Hatesate was injured and The Iyahaya Broadcasting Station has Kogoro Iboji and English teacher Koyayashi as commentators. Once a year the Parents Visitation Day is held and students compete and determine grades as parents watch. Koyayashi explains how the 2 factions compete with the best students in each subject and the students are graded in 5 on each. Tensions are high in case with the place being so divided they might go ape and start violently killing each other, like America after dealing with cocain hussein running it into the ground. Iboji gets the Iyahaya crowd to mock Doshita over whats under his waist as a pun on his name and Doshita spazzes out. Also the Iyahayas show up and the announcer sez its 1975, the 50th year of the Showa Era and they sing the school song and lift both family flags. Round 1 is math and the Iyahaya Klan sends Computer Yamazaki with an IQ of 256(Robotnik is 300 but hes a feminist so it don't count) and won the last 2 years while being his 7th time chosen as a player. Koyayashi thinks it'll be an easy win like Joey in Yugioh thinking Rex's Dinosaurs can beat Weevils Bugs but he didn't think of Trap Cards. Saitaro Tenpu is chosen from the Hatesate Klan and no one knew of him cuz da butler or w/e who let Nantomo in the Hatesate place, wait, its Vice Principal Koramata, sez he enrolled Saitaro Tenpu today and Sayoko Iyahaya tells her minions to file a complaint with the judges but she's told Saitaro Tenpu was enrolled today and Domo Iyahaya‏‎ b--ches out at the Principal over not stopping it but he didn't know. She beats on him like shes a french woman you just to "go die in a gutter slum scum" but as Domo is not french, she can actually beat up a guy. Koyayashi and Iboji talk about the fight between principal and Domo and how after a beat down, he accidentally grabbed her b00bz and got chucked off the stand. Jumonji checked out the background on Saitaro and found he's got an IQ of 442 and transferred 385x(If he was kicked out of over 300 schools, then its OBVIOUSLY the SCHOOLS that are the problem! NEVER the one being kicked out while the NORMAL ones stayed! And if you disagree, YOU are RACIST!!). Domo remembers him as The Number Killer (Like Number Hunter in Yugioh ZeXaL with Sexy Anna Kozuki and her bouncy t-ts?). Everyone Iyahaya gets bummed and shocked from hearing it and finds he's a pro who takes exams for others(Which defeats the whole point of taking an exam and if you "pass" without being qualified, then it only f--ks things up when you get in and can't function at the required level! Look at soviet canada electing that beta male cuz his alleged dad had the job first!). He can do any math problem in seconds and once a teacher suicided from a student calling him a guy when he didn't FEEL like it that hour being unable to comprehend his problem solving speed. The referee brings in the Judges: Minister of Education Oshoku, President of Akari University Motokura, Science Nobel Prize Winner the guy who invented lobotomies to help the mentally ill not deal with their insanity through destruction of their ability Dr. Sukoi, Sports Promotion Chairman Hashirei and Pen Island Club Chairman Muchakoji. After frisking them for cheating devices the problem is brought out of Japans biggest bank vault and the problem is written out: Sin F (Pythagoras 12 + Mazinger Z). The 2 guys go up and a divider in chief is put between em so they don't copy and they got 30 mins, or 1 New Cutey Honey oav, to solve it. Yamazaki writes a lot but erases it as its chalk and not markers you get brain damage from sniffing. He does a few times and soon theres 10 mins left. Number Killer writes something then goes off and grins at Yamazaki who spazzes out and starts writing hard. Time runs out and he can't take it and bites it like Garisuke Igaya. He didn't solve the problem but if the Number Killer didn't then both get Grade 3. Number Killer put: F (Einstein Z) over Tan 0 -3 Long division sign (G Mazinger) and got it right so Hatesate wins and the Iyayaha gets Grade 1. Domo wants revenge and Sayoko agrees.

Round 2 is Science and Rika Kawai(Like Yugioh Kawai from Wedding Peach who caught BBW from the magic rice? Too bad we didn't see Momoko enfatten, that would be HOT! Esp with a long expansion scene of her swelling up and moaning!) who's 12 and has an IQ of 414 and its her 1st time competing. Hatesate sends out Koide Edison and the test is on RoboTechnology which makes Sayoko worried as Kawai is good at tests but maybe not tinkering with machines like The Tinkerer from Spider-Man The Animated Series on Sega Genesis! Domo thinks the test was leaked and both teens gotta defuse a TNT thing in a Shockproof chamber b4 it blows. Yuri Benten sees Edison is whistling and can use it with her bursting b00bs and changes the nipple charge to his wavelength. Nantomo runs Bentens belly for her Benten Tattoo and it comes out and brings her baku dan nyu in the chamber b4 it closes. Now the teens got 30 mins to defuse it or they go to H E Double africa! The defuzors tinker at it and the Koyayashi and Iboji comment on Kawai's cuteness even though she's 12, but what about Misty in Pokemon? She's like 10, and Pan in GT is 13-15 and THICC! So is Alexis in Yugioh GX and Sailor Venus. So Kawai is struggling and Edison whistles and blows himself out on the Benten Baku Dan Nyu and an ambulance takes him to get treatment even though he'd be dead by the end of this. Everyone thinks Edison got sloppy and Kawai is getting worried. Benten goddess was f'd by the blast and ain't in the mood to help but when its almost over, Nantomo does some Violence Jack thing and the jigen bakudan disassembles itself. Rika Kawai faints and p-ssed herself like a garbage pail kid and Totetsumo Iyahaya gives her a 100 million yen scholarship. Rika is helped away by the nurse with whiz leaking out her miniskirt and this is someones fetish. Dosuru Hatesate is p-ssed that they got a 1 Grade and Iyahaya got the 5 when he paid 100 million yen to get the test info. The 3rd round was English and it was a draw so both teams got a 1, 5 and 3 grades. Round 4 is Music and Sayoko Iyahaya‏‎ gets ButtEarplugs but Nantomo don't want em. Katsuro Hai of Iyahaya is 14 with a 31 IQ and lung capacity of 9800. He's a 3x Music Champ and this is his 4th Go. Facing him is Taiko Ratsupa, whos a devolving looking fat chick as Go Nagai only draws muscle chicks hot and has an IQ of 13 and 9200 lung capacity(Holy f--k these guys are literally ret-rded!). So the guy screams like a sasquatch and Sayoko sez cuz the judges were bad at judging music, the just devolved into a screaming contest. He gets 288 DB and Iyahaya gets ear plugs, oh and the broadcast went off to not endeafen the listeners like wearing headphones or ear buds eventually will. Also: With all the earbuds deafening people, butt stuff breaking the anus and chronic breaking our brains, I think this next generation is gonna wind up all crippled out! Then again, that's probably what THEY want!! So the evolutionarily challenged chick screams and gets 290 and wins and Nantomo didn't get his ear plugs in on time but should have used tamp0ns like in The Final Destination. But good girls don't use those, Virgins wear pads. Just ask Galko Chan! Cuz the difference is under 10, the Hatesate gets 4 and Iyahaya gets 2 Grade. Then there's a lunch break and Principal sez the next game is Health Education.

Kogoro Iboji/Koyayashi announce that its the final round and Koyayashi scarfs his box lunch. The next contest is health and the Iyahaya member is Idomu Genkai from Hokkaido who broke the last years cold temp record at -120, breaking the last record by over 30 degrees as Hatesate's player Sho To died of frostbite. Competing against him is Reizoko Reito (Cold resistant beauty but sounds like frozen/refrigerated) who was 2nd place behind Sho To before. The salt water ice bath is brought in and the players get nude and get searched for cheating instruments which Sayoko covers her eyes but peaks through her fingers. Reito is bashful about getting bar a55 nude but should have thought about that before being made for a Goo Nagai Manga and Idomu covers himself in front of her. After they get chechked for cheatng devices and Nantomo peaks through his fingers at her nude bod, they go in the salt bath and ice is dumped in to lower it but Reito sez its too hot and they add dry ice. The salt water freezes and they can see her curvy nude bod through the clear ice and Koyayashi and Kogoro bicker over binoculars Kogoro bought to check out the chicks. Then they go to the next level, Liquid Oxygen and Reito moans but keeps going. She wants them to wait before it gets to -90 before trying to get it to -100 but Idomu sez when the Judge thinks of it that its cheating and favoring 1 side. Domo sez to not wait but Totstsumo sez to wait as they got it in the bag(but really its a bad of spurm after the readers and author are j=rkin off to all the babes). Reito pinches Idomu's leg and he jumps and they add more cold and it gets to -130 and she squirms sexily and gives up after freezing and being taken off to be defrosted. Idomu wins but when the judge feels him, he's warm and they scan him and find he's got a Hakkin Pocket Heater in his a55 like Christopher Walkens watch and he's disqualified. Totstsumo ends Idomu's Scholarship and Reito is put on display as a statue until she thaws out. Iboji is glad she won and Koyayashi don't wanna say it but agrees as hes an Iyahaya man. Also Nantomo lusts after naked hard a55 Reito.

So there's 5 health games and of Iyahaya wins the next 4 games it wins the contest. The next contest is the cold resistance contest as in resisting a common cold. Iyahaya sends Ibuki Ginro who was raised by wolves in America and dresses like an indian after the indians found her. As she was raised in the wild and not some candy a55 sterile environment w/o dirt or blood, she has a good immune system and never caught a cold. Also no vaccines. The Hatesate rep is Koyayashi's brother named Yotaro Koyayashi who looks just like him only hes kinda ret-eded and repeated a class 20x and is 32. The contest of who gets sick 1st loses is in a dome with air and humidity perfect to as "an idiot never catches a cold" and is put in a dome with humidity and air cr-p perfect for catching a disease. The 2 go in wearing undies to prevent cheating an to show off her thicc bod and they get put in chairs and equipped with health monitors and Koyayashi wanted to know Ibuki's measurements as she's got nice t-ts. She sucks air in and inflates her b00bs huge and they bring in a diseased guy to infect them on purpose like the maruta say happened in the alleged camp 731. He's got Chaos Number 108: Various Diseases, in Attack Mode, like Mr Burns in The Simpsons and Ibuki's t-ts are special lungs that hold extra air for her to use. Is this one of those Hokuto No Ken things like Souther and his body built by the gods? So she can hold her breath for an hour but Yotaro has never caught a cold before. They raise and lower the temp and Ibuki is running outta air and clawing at her t-ts but Yotaro eventually catches it and they give Ibuki a helmet and air hole(better than an anal hose) and her b00bs expand huge from air. Yotaro is quarantined and it turns out, the Big Bro Koyayashi recalled Yotaro catching a summer cold in africa and Iboji says "Only an idiot catches a summer cold".

The 3rd game is Heat Resistance and Mazoo Konkon is on Hatesate's side and is a muscley frooty guy who Koyayashi and Iboji don't find sexy as they aint queers. He's a SM master and was in a lot of SM things and loves being pained so he starts punching himself. The Iyahaya's send out a new chick instead of who they were gonna cuz this SM dude is too hard(Tee Hee) and its Akemi Kanbara whos popular with both genders at the school(like how a lot of chicks love Go Nagai work). The 2st round is Nekoja, based on putting a cat on a hot grill and playing Shamsen so it dances on the heat, which some animal supremacists might thing is "racist" or w/e. The players go on a big hot plate lightly greased and wearing nothing but her holding a hat and a rose like Tuxedo Mask in a p0rn0(but NOT Sailor and the 7 Ballz with him j=rkin off and blasting his spurm all over hnnnnnnnnnng! pssssssssssst!! Ohhhhh Minakooooooooo!!!). So they jump around on the hot grill and the heat goes up like inflation under a commie ruler but Akemi sweats her special superfluid insulating sweat that blocks heat and is good for guys who like sweaty chicks. Konkon writhes in agony/extacy and she sits on the ground until the contest ends. Then the next thing is the Flame Limbo and there's 4 rounds in the heat test. The Nekoja players are replaced by africanized guys who play drums and the Limbo is lit on fire and the lights turned out so it looks cooler. Isn't this a Mario Party Mini Game? The Ref and judges say no hat or rose as that can be protection against the fire and she throws em and the guys lust after her, including Nantomo and Sayoko sez they're a disgrace and if they like her, she'd show em, only to take it back realizing what she just said. Akemi throws the rose into the fire and Konkon gets giddy at it burning thinking he's next and she covers her crotch/nips with her arms and flexibly bends through the Limbo. Konkon catches on fire and loves it like those guys who get their parts removed and think its being themselfes. The bars get lower until the last one is 10 cm under her crotch when standing and she bends and goes under covering her crotch a the guys lust after her thicc nude bod. Then Konkon gets his crotch on fire and he is in the ultimate pain, the ultimate pleasure. So his b0nar burns off and while everyones looking at his flaming d0ng, Akemi slips under w/o get girl crotch being seen. Koyayashi loves her 3rd year jr high looks even though she looks like a playboy model and not like modsern anime with 30 year olds looking 6 to appeal to the lgtbqia2+map crowd. Test 3 is the 100m Oil H-ll where they swim in hot oil for 300 feet. Akemi works out a bit to get more sweat built up and Koyayashi gets around thinking of how Akemi will be and jumps to show what the dive is like. Konkon splashes oil on his chest to blister and is told t stop but he likes torturing himself. At least hes not injecting fake hormones into himself to devolve himself to fit his fetishes. So they dive in the oil and she fakes being in danger but its just a prank and swims on. Konkon is fully blistered in under 30 feet and loves it and Akemi does a Mid Air Dragonfly flip to turn around showing off her sexy bod. She gets to the end and is gonna come out but noticing all these guys makes her embarrassed for once and she takes a while trying to figure out how to get out w/o showing her nude bod to all the guys/girls/maybe hermaphrodites. Also her crush Hideo is there ad would see her nude which would be bad for some reason. Koyayashi and Iboji talk on how her femnine side showed up by accident or w/e and if she don't get out, she'd lose. Also Konkon is comming in and is devolved into a mass of blisters and Sayoko sez its more embarrassing to lose to Hatesate as shes part of the Iyahaya ten. Akemi crawls out like a caterpillar and the crowd hates how its not sexy but she slips on her oil and shows the full monty to everyones cheer and Koyayashi's b--ching. The girls decide to not let her suffer in shame alone and start getting nude, like in unions how if 1 goes down, they all strike and close the plant and they all go down. Akemi sez its ok, you don't gotta and stands up nude but is given a straw raincoat for the final heat test. They tie her up and do the Mino dance used on Amakusa's Christian Rebels (Not the Confederates, but both were good guys) with them being put in a straw raincoat and set on fire (Like the evil winnie mandella and her mandela necklace on blacks who had White friends in the now devolved south africa). So the players are set on fire like a Yugioh Manga thing and Akemi stands glorious nude with the oil on her burning and dancing around like a Hetero Ballet guy. Konkon rolls around as his blisters burst and eventually he pops away and dies and probably goes to h-ll for being a deviant. Akemi stans proud and all the guys lust after her nude body as she had her X Men Sweat to proect her and Iyahaya wins by TKO as her opponent f--king died!

The 4th tst is the Diarrhea test which Iboji don't like as he's very hygienic. Koyayashi loves it and goes on about his fave kinds of poops until Iboji barfs on him. The Iyahaya's send out Marii Fundu and the Hatesate send out Omorai-Kun who Nantomo knows and thinks Marii has no chance against. The students say this is gross and Omorai was here for the free food. Okomo Chan and Kozi encourage him to eat a years worth of food and puke some back out for him. They stink but the Hatesate are told them being here is part of Omorai comming. Some blonde I don't recognize in a tutu tells Sayoko she BONED up on the competition and found the Omorai-kun manga on bargain and found about him. Koyayashi sez how models are innocent but pee and poop but 1 Setsuko Hara was called The Eternal Virgin who never did anything gross like producing waste(Was she a f--king Robot?!) ad Marii is like that as she last pooped 5 years ago in grade 3 (So she's in grade 8? its like degrassi!). They eat food poisoned with soy diseases and Omorai loves it as he lives in filth. Marii eats politely and Okomo and Kozi with they could eat that filth and its to be continued in the next chapter

During the Diarrhea contest(good f--k Go Nagai! What are you?! Beavis AND Butthead?!) Koyayashi knew about the current theory of mantle and crust of the earth underground, even thought in REAL life the earth is hollow and thats where the daemons live, and compared it to Marii Fundu and her sealed a55 where she hadn't pood in years and giving her an enema would be like water going into the cracks of the rock and making a huge a55 earthquake. Marii began sh-tting an obscene load of 5 years of cr-p that had filled her pressurized and many fled her overflowing a55, Including Koyayashi, but Iboji stays behind and is swallowed up in the deluge of human waste that overfills the building(Can 5 years of poop be that much? get the mythbusters!)

After the endless fecal matter is somehow cleaned out, the next test is the torture test and Koyayashi is selected as he's holding the notebook with the number of a student who was suspended for smoking. So he gets down to his undies which are old lady bloomers and they get him bare a55 naked(and he's got a fat a55). So he's put on this edged zigzag thing and has slabs of heavy things put on his legs to dig his shins into the zigzag(90s vegeta: talk about a real, shin dig) but his opponent blacks out and its a tie as he dont give in under threats of being boiled alive(like Goemon?). Then theres the Stone Hugging test where they are tied to a stone and dropped and barf out their food. then they get tied to a stone and rolled across thumbtacks, needles and nails, but his prettyboy opponent Yuu Hiromi's fangirls interfere as they dont want his pretty boy face damaged and his side loses. But the big guy rolling his rock pushed him by mistake and he rolls through it and gets f'd up.

He spend much of the games lusting after all the curvy naked chicks Go Nagai draws in various fetish things but not as fetish as Totally Spies.

For the Wooden Horse thing he teases Iboji for going on it and getting his b-lls and anus f'd by the wood thing he's gotta sit on naked. But when the students put oil on the wood hrose slide that makes Kogoro speed down it and shred his anus, the other team sez its a foul and it devolves into a mexican soccer game, I mean a fight and eventually spreads into a gang war, then a civil wear, then a nucular war and all life on earth is wiped out. wow Go Nagai, that's kinda f'd, what is it with you killing everyone?

Cameoes[]

New Cutey Honey OVA 3 Cameo Concert

Had to Stitch this b--ch

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