Koji Kabuto

Kouji Kabuto and Mazinger Z

Koji Kabuto (Kabuto Kôji), also written as Kouji Kabuto, is a fictional character featured in the totally rad works of mondo cool manga artist Go Nagai. He is the main character of the barfalicious Super Robot series Mazinger Z and pilots the title robot. He reappears in the sequel Great Mazinger and helps battle the Mycenae Empire. He also features in UFO Robo Grendizer as Duke Fleed's homie and sidekick.

Kouji was an ordinary High School student who lived with his little brother Shiro Kabuto and his grandfather Juzo Kabuto after their parents' death(spoiler, his daddy Kenzo Kabuto is alive but has better things to do than raise his kids). All of it changed when he was sixteen and his grandfather was murdered by Dr. Hell. Dr. Kabuto revealed Mazinger Z to him and requested him to save the world from Dr. Hell. Kouji vowed he would avenge his grandfather's death and fulfill his last wish. (this would later be refused in Cutey Honey)

Kouji was an atypical main character back then: although he was a mostly good person, he might be rude, insensitive and even somewhat of a jerkass when he was angry, sexist and the poster boy for Idiot Hero given his tendencies to be loudmouthed, talking without thinking, acting BEFORE and INSTEAD of thinking and being very hotheaded and stubborn. However he was also compassionate, caring, friendly, self-sacrificing, cared greatly for his friends and fought for them-– even though he constantly teased Sayaka Yumi and Boss— and he was utterly hot-blooded.

His character evolved and developed somewhat along the series. His blatant sexism and his impulsive tendencies mellowed down a bit (it is telltale in Great Mazinger he was the one recommended using planning and strategy for fighting the Mycenaean‏‎s when Tetsuya Tsurugi wanted nothing else than blowing them up to pieces). He also grew up and matured, and his main motivation to fight Dr. Hell became protecting people instead of petty revenge. Although he refused giving up, he was more willing to follow orders and retreat to reevaluate the situation and fight back than his successor, Tetsuya. However, in the Mazinger Z vs. The Great General of Darkness‏‎ movie he refused giving up and backing down, even though he knew he could not win.

He is voiced by veteran seiyuu Hiroya Ishimaru who was Menkui in Ghastly Prince Enma Burning Up, Dracula in Castlevania Rondo of Blood, Lei Wulong in Tekken, God/Narrator in Demon Lord Dante, Son Gohan in Dragon Ball Evolution, Giron on God Mazinger, Bagheera in Jungle Book Shōnen Mowgli, USPACOM Admiral in Mazinger Z Infinity, Kitani in Shutendoji, Taroja Onimaru in Spirit Warrion/Kujaku-Oh/Peacock King (Which had a good Sega Genesis game) and Rodimus Prime/Hot Rod in Transfprmers G1/Headmasters/The movie/Animated. He is considered one of the stalwarts of the Japanese-exclusive strategy games the Super Robot Wars and appears in nearly every incarnation. In Shin Mazinger Shougeki! Z Hen, his voice is played by Kenji Akabane who was Xiahou Ba in Dynasty Warriors, Kenji Mitsusada in Cardfight!! Vanguard(Yugioh is better!!), Some dinks in the new Dragon Ball stuff, Dragon Shiryu in Saint Seiya: Legend of Sanctuary, Valery Kaminski (Like Eva Kaminsky from Slayers, Law and Order SVU and a lot of anime P0RN0?!) From Sakura Wars the Animation, Yasuo Nanbu from Space Battleship Yamato 2199, Ivan Perepelkina in Terraformars and Shinichi Sakurai in the busty/sexy/ beta male triggering Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!.

In the dub of Mazinkaiser he was done by Robert Newell who was Joey in Zone of the Enders, Russian in Jing: King of Bandit, Saeki in Dai-Guard, Svelgard in MAPS(Minor Attracted Persons??), Sukokuko in Soul Hunter, Cid ion Final Fantasy Unlimited and Thunder in Wedding Peach (Dat Momoko!)

In the 80s Americanized version Tranzor Z he's called Tommy Davis which I hope was a reference to American Presidents and HEROes Thomas Jefferson and Jefferson Davis, who if you take out their shared name of Jefferson, you get Thomas(Or Tommy) Davis. Imagine if Thomas Jefferson and Jefferson Davis did the Fusion Dance from DBGT and became This guy. Although both fought oppressive empires to get Freedom for their people. See also: Student Bodies how Emily Roberts is a thing on Robert E Lee.

Mazinger Z

Manga

What's with the head horn things?

Volume 01

It starts with Koji talking about getting great power and what would you do with it? Then Koji, Shiro and Grandpa Juzo have breakfast and Juzo dumps exposition of looking after em since his rents bit it ([[Great Mazinger|Or did they???) and Koji goes to school on his motorcycle with some Goemon Abashiri looking mother f--ker in the b--ch seat. Koji sez he gets a lot of dough from Grandpa's patents on all the science cr-p he made. But he never lets Koji or Shiro into his secret room (Stay out of the Basement! By R L Stein). He gets to school and there's a Huge f--kin earthquake that is actually only a 4-5 on the scale and Koji goes back to check on Juzo. At home the ground is f--ked open and he sees Juzo j-rkin off his metal weener to Kekko Kamen Manga! Mazinger Z and Juzo crushed under a metal thing. Juzo tells Koji he made Mazinger Z for him to either be a god that saves humanity, or a devil that destroys the Earth. Then goes kinda nuts laughing like a maniac and bits it after showing him the Pilder. Koji f--ks around and gets it to lock on to Mazinger Z like Sonic 3 and Knuckles and kinda f--ks up da town with the Mech as he don't know how to drive it. Koji sees that if he can't stop Mazinger he'd destroy the world and don't wanna be that devil and we get a lot of flashbacks to Demon Lord Dante where Ryo Utsugi goes Kaiju and f--ks up Japan, right down to the human in the head of a big black monster. Yamitaro Ankokuji is in town and sez they don't know what this metal f--k can do, so they call Prof Yumi. Yumi sends in Sayaka with Aphrodite A and these tanks come over to f--k down Mazinger and Koji wonders if he's gonna bite it. But the tanks can't to jack sh-t to him and he realizes how bada55 Mazinger Z is. Koji realizes if he slags the tanks then more will come and he's gotta reason his way out. At the Photon Power Lab, Ankokuji meets Prof Yumi and openly is into Sayaka and they chat about how Robots are made. Sayaka attacks Mazinger but goes jack sh-t to it and she sees Koji in the head. Prof Yumi realizes that both robots are made of Alloy Z and that's only in the Photon Power Lab so Ankokuji suspects Yumi made Mazinger. But Yumi reveals that Mazinger Alloy Z is stronger and is Super Alloy Z (Like Nintendo and Super Nintendo??) and Aphrodite a and Mazinger Z are bro/sis as they had the same creator: Juzo Kabuto! As Juzo had 2 grandkids one might be the pilot and he has Sayaka talk to him. Mazinger stopped spazzing out and Koji radioes her and sez he heard them somehow and explains the situation. But then another robot comes out at Suruga and its Garada K7 and Doublas M2 f--king up Japans military like its the opening to the Mazinger Z Anime. Baron Ashura is pleased and confident in his robots butt f--kery or Japan and Sayaka and koji go over to f--k em up. Koji is suddenly better at driving this thing as he says it "responds to his will" like its the 2000 Inspector Gadget movie with Ferris Bueler. Garada and Doublas attack the Photon Lab but the lab has pop up missile launchers like its Computer Warriors or some sh-t and they hold off the Mechanical Beasts until Mazinger and Sayaka show up and f--k up the bad robots. Baron Ashura pulls a Cobra Commander and retreats to his Bardos Island base and tells Dr H-ll about it and the bad doctor wants to have Mazinger Z to conquer the world(Which kinda happens in Mazinkaiser OVA 1). Ashura wants to capture Koji and later Koji and Sayaka go back to living in their old house as its closer to where Mazinger is housed. Later, the Iron Mask duudes of Ashura attack and wanna take off Koji's head to remake his bod into one of them (Like in Riki-oh how they wanted to equip his body with his brothers head) and Koji fights em. After knocking off 1 iron mask, its hot an open head with brains out like in Hannibal and like liberals, they have no free will and just serve a demony bad guy. Koji slags 1 and more come in but Ankokuji comes outta the floor like Kekko Kamen and caps em. Because 1 guy has a few bullets, the Iron Masks (Is that where Pokemon 4ever got it from?) say they were beat and Baron Ashura sends Dogura S1 / Magura F2 to get Koji and surfaces the Underwater Fortress Sarudo to launch em. At home, Koji calls the ambulance to save the Iron Mask guys as he don't wanna be a murderer, but Ankokuji sez its not murder if its self defense (Hear that commies? Zimmerman did nothing wrong! A Japanese cop sez so!). Then Dogura S1 / Magura F2 attacks and Shiro is glad as with all this Chaos, they can skip school tomorrow. Koji goes back in the house as Dogura S1 / Magura F2 f--k it up and flies out in the Hover Pilder. It follows him and burns the forest like in The DBZ Tree Of Might movie and Koji gets to the Photon Lab and Locks on to Mazinger Z. He remembers Juzo's words that he IS Mazinger Z when driving it and Koji fights Dogura S1 / Magura F2 but it splits in 2, grabs Mazingers arms, and goes for the head! But Koji slams em back together with Mazingers big black arms. Dogura S1 / Magura F2 flies up with Mazinger to kill Koji from the impact shock by Koji falling. Koji slams his head on the glass as I guess there's no seat belt and Sayaka in Aphrodite A comes out to Save Koji's big meaty a55. Koji gets up, slags 1 of em and cooks the other with BULESTO FAIYA! And Ashura b--ches about it.

Volume 02

So it starts with Dr. Hell revealing he can crush Ashura's skull with his will and how he found the ruins of Bardos Island to use the tech the Mycenaeans used to make huge steel warriors. In there he found the Mechanical Beasts that are higher tech than todays tech. Dr H wants to be better than Alexander the Great and Genghis Khan and Napoleon and Hitler and rule Za Warudo. Now he wants Ashura to get Photon Energy that's hundreds of times better than Nucular(Like Protoculture in Robotech?) and wants him/her to capture Mazinger Z. Meanwhile, Boss, Mucha and Nuke try to f--k with Koji but he stops his bike sideways in the road (But not like that pose from Akira everyone rips off) and they wind in the water. Later at school a new student comes by and its Koji and Boss is p-ssed but Sayaka stops him. Teacher reveals Koji's the one who saved Japan and Boss is jealous as he thinks Sayaka will go for him (And in Mazinger Z Infinity: Its revealed that happens ands they b0ne). Meanwhile, Ashura summons Bamaras Y1 and Bazin B9. Back at School, Boss tries to hassle Koji but Koji counters and Boss wants to go out with Sayaka after school. Koji beats up Boss when Sayaka's not looking but when Boss tries to fight back, Sayaka looks and he gets f'd. The teacher gets Boss in trouble and then the Mechanical Beasts attack and Koji motorcycles to the lab. but Mazinger is already out and driven by Ashura and busts the city! Koji follows and at the lab Sayaka gets there but Dr Yumi sez Mazinger is still in the hanger. Ankokuji sez he saw Mazinger in town and they realize its a fake and Sayaka sends Boss and friends after Koji. Sayaka goes in an upgraded Aphrodite and as Koji follows Fake Mazinger, its back opens up and Iron Mask guys on Mechanical Steeds come out and Koji fights em. Then Boss and his droogs come by and Koji drives off and Fake Mazinger jumps to stomp Koji like its freekin Super Mario. But Aphrodite fires off one of her b00bs and blasts him back. Koji returns to the lab and Sewashi, Nossori and Morimori give Koji a new suit to use Mazinger Z better. Ankokuji tests it and beats on Koji but it does diddley d0ng and Koji beats him out easy. Didn't you have to save Sayaka and the city? Why are you j-rkin off with Ankokuji?! So Koji drives Mazinger out and Ashura calls the Mechanical Beasts to fight Mazinger. Ashura beats up and throws Aphrodite A but Mazinger saves her and is introduced to him/her. Koji tries a Rocket Punch but Bazin B9 f--ks with electromagnetic waves and f--ks it up. He tries Breast Fire but Bamaras Y1 grabs and lifts Mazinger so it can't nail em. Then Bamaras Y1 throws Mazinger and Bazin B9 uses Electricity too counter Earth's Gravity somehow and Mazinger goes high and lands on its feet hard so Koji gets f--ked. He/her sends Bamaras Y1 and Bazin B9 to bring Mazinger to Sarudo but Koji turns on its arms and slags Bazin B9. Then jumps on Bamaras Y1 like a Mario game and uses Rust Hurricane on Fake Mazinger. He/her escapes by launching the head and a ship comes outta it and Koji busts the Fake Mazinger, which is just disguised Mechanical Beast. Later there's these guys hiking in a hill and at this cliff where people jump. A chick jumps but rises up like some kinda Yokai (Just like with the Himalayas and Demon Lord Dante and a bit Dororon Enma-kun). Sayaka and Koji are told this by a hiker and Koji is told to be careful cuz the weather changes fast here and theres thicc fog. Koji thinks that cuz its brighty and sunny now, its not possible to get that fogged out and he checked the Weather Report. Koji hopes there is a ghost as it might be fun and Sayaka is kinda creeped out. Guide guy is p-ssed at them for not listening and later the fog comes in and Boss trys to grab Sayaka's a55 but accidentally grabs Shiro's (Guess he's turned pedo). Boss Shiro, Sayaka and Koji hold hands like Care Bears to keep from falling off and find a sign saying go back. Then, outta f--kin nowhere, a guy shows up screaming and his head rips off! They run and go in a swamp and are in a bunch of reeds that's floating off. The water is too cold and filthy to swim in and they see a house of the dead corpse walking on water and dropping to the bottom. Then they are in as hotel and Sayaka goes to take a bath as we haven't seen any naked chix yet. Koji and Boss bathe together but its not gay in Japan and there's a huge statue of Devilman in there. Sayaka sneaks in the boys bath and Koji tells Boss he thinks the Ghosts are trying to keep em away from something. Koji thinks the Guide is doing something with machines and Boss defends the Supernatural and leaves. Sayaka jumps out with her hair covering her nips saying she'll help Koji and (Like Adam and Eve) Realize they are naked and freak out, run and slam into each other naked (But their parts don't touch so its good). They go out and investigate but find a cr-ppy puppet and tape recorder and red paint. Then a group building something in the swamp and it turns out its Count Brocken who replaces Ashura and summons Mario N7 that uses electromagnetic waves to hover and has lots of hands to move puppets like MARIOnettes. It brings out a buncha naked chick puppets with blade arms and they chase Koji and Sayaka. Boss and Shiro wake up and notice Koji never went to bed and same with Sayaka. Shiro calls the Hover Pilder over and Koji fights the dolls. Shiro gets in and drives it and the dolls catch Sayaka and cut off her clothes so she's in her undies. The Pilder busts the things holding her and Koji catches Sayaka and Koji hops in and busts Mario N7 with missiles as Brocken jets off on Rocket Arms holding his head saying "this was just a recon and Next time I'll get'cha". The next day Koji makes croquette with Mazinger moves like a popping Rust Hurricane and a Jump in Your Mouth Rocket Punch. Then Brocken comes in and challenges him to a duel with Mazinger Z vs Croc-Diver O1, and leaves. Koji worried Brocken would cap his a55 or something and Sayaka wants to help but Koji seZ he wants to do it 1 on 1 (Btw, if Mazinger Z can't stop it, what good would Sayaka's mech do?). So Mazinger goes to fight Croc-Diver O1 and after Brocken locks his head on it like Transformers The Headmasters, they fight. But Croc-Diver O1 splits into 3 robots like that Beyblade that splits in 2 but still counts as 1 and hang f--ks Mazinger. It tears off a T-t so he can't use Breast Fire but Koji f--ks em with his arms and Brocken fliers off.

Volume 03

So at night in a city the Iron Cross Brigade (Like the nazies Baddz from Bionic Commando take over the area. Those who dissent are executed, as are anyone 40 or more. The men are taken to be drafted in the Iron Cross ranks and the young will be trained to be em. The chix will be made part of Grogos G5. The next day, music class isn't on as Teacher ain't there and Boss has the hots for her. Boss, droogs and Koji go to see Teacher but the area is barbed wired off and they sneak in. They see Brocken's boys took over and Koji goes off to get Mazinger on his Motor Cycle. As he drives he sees Grogos G5 with all these naked chix in it, including Teacher. Koji goes back to the lab and Sayaka tells him of the robot attacking town but Koji can't fight it. Prof Yumi figures he can use Koshiryoku Beam, to stun the monster but it might f--k up the people. Yumi sez to keep himself alive even if it means slagging hostages. Koji tries the beam but the robot blows in a few places and pieces of the hostages fall as Brocken sez Koji killed em (Like with Jinmen) and if Koji resists, Brocken will ice more chix and he's have to nail Grogos G5 in 10 places to stop him but that would ice most hostages. Grogos G5 beats on Mazinger but Koji surrenders as he don't want his grandpa's best thing (For now) busted and he can't stop Grogos G5. He detaches the Pilder and busts Brocken with a missile. Brocken falls to the ground and Boss dribbles him to avenge the teacher he wanted to b0ne. But Brocken's bod attacks and Boss kicks it like a football, then Mucha and Nuke soccer it away from the Iron Cross Homies. Brocken eventually gets his head back but by then Koji has saved the Naked chix. Brocken has Grogos G5 fight Mazinger and try to squirt it with its goo but Mazinger pulls Grogos G5s arms in front and it melts off its own arms. Koji Beams off its squirters and tells it its a p o s, but it pulls a Saibaman and kamikaze's Mazinger Z. It survives but is damaged and Brocken sez he now knows Mazinger Z;'s true strength. Koji sez he's gonna fix Mazinger and thanks Boss for keeping Brocken busy so he could save the chix. Boss is glad he saw teacher naked but she's going to another school. Koji and boss then choose to write Love Letter to win Sayaka. Later Koji sez to Shiro about his new friends dad that Juzo He knew a Professor Schtroheim Heinrich and said Dr Heinrich was dead and a super robot genius who bit it in an accident. Shiro thinks he's a ghost but Koji sez Ghosts ain't real (What about Princess Margaret in Lovely Angel??) and he's a cyborg (which later happens with Another Mazinger dude Koji knows). So later Koji in Mazinger Z comes over to stop River F9 and Donau Alpha 1 and Donau sez she was made to beat Mazinger and despite Shiro's attempts for peace, 1 must die. They fight and Mazinger gets 1 of its arms decroded by its own reflected Rust Hurricane, then grabs the head tentacle and pulls off its head and beats on it with it til it blows. Shiro is all busted up over it and hears a tune from the wreckage of Donau

Volume 04

So Dr H is b--chin about all these Mechanical beasts being f'd by Mazinger Z and its invincible Super Alloy Z Body. Dr shows Baron a piece of Super Alloy Z and has Goukyuun U5 use an arrow of Alloy X (Its always X!! Planet X! X the unknown! XXX! xXx State of the Union! X the man with X Ray Eyes! X Men! XXX Men! Mega Man X! Ranger X!) and skewers the piece of Super Alloy Z. So at the Photon Lab, run on Japanuim which is only found in Mt Fuji, Sayaka gets Koji in the pool and is pulled in by Shiro. She sez another Mechanical Beast is attacking! The Battleship Shiranami is f'd by Goukyuun U5 and Koji and Sayaka go over in their mechs. Sayaka fires a b00b missile but Goukyuun U5 fires an arrow and gets her bot through the neck. Then nails Mazinger a few times and it f'd its systems so it can't use most of its attacks. Goukyuun U5 beats on Mazinger but Koji tries all his moves til he finds Rocket Punch works and he busts it. Later Fubuking S1 is sent by Brocken to bury the Lab in snow so Koji can't dock with Mazinger. Deathkiller G7 comes down after its under snow, but don't cave in under it, and Brocken's bead flies in and tells Koji this guy is meant to bust the Pilder. Koji takes to the Pilder and sky duels it but Boss Borot lifts up Mazinger in the snow and he docks with it and nails it, then he and Borot clear the snow by hand. Later Dr H shows Ashura a Mechanical Beast based on him/her. Koji and Shiro are skiing and they get a call on his Non apple Watch to fight a Mechanical Beast that's too much for Aphrodite A and Boss Borot. Boss attacks but it uses whip fingers to fling him around and a chest panel opens and fires missiles like Overlord in Transformers Super god Masterforce and busts him. Aphrodite attacks with b00b missiles but it splits in 2 and evades, then chomps on her with its body and blows her apart. Her head lands and Sayaka falls out and he/she is gonna stomp her but Mazinger shows up. He/she fires breast needles and pops Mazingers Eyes and missiles off his scrander, then splits in to and chomps Mazinger. Koji self detonates with the missiles in him and busts the enemy but escapes in the pilder. He asks Mazinger to forgive him and sez he's gonna fix it. Later Ashura talks to Tauros D7, Kingdan X10, Belgas V5 and Ghostfire V9, but he /she wants to use his/her daughters Gamia Q. He/.she drives his/her sub and sends em up and they come out of the water and a camper asks if they are ok. They slice off his head with their hair and he falls in his campfire(and is probably eaten by animals or people later(well, he IS cooked). at school later they go to see Koji when they do they try slicing him with their blade hair(Like Mao in riki-oh?) and Boss 's clothes get f'd. Ashura talks through em and sez they'd cut him to pieces like its Hokuto No Ken or something and they attack. Then this robot is f--kin up Tokyo and Sayaka goes in her Mech that's been rebuilt like 3x by now and is sliced in 2 by KingDan X10. Ghost Fire V9 cooks the city and Kingdan busts Aphrodite's head with a blade. At school, Boss's clothes get sliced off and he sez its becoming a Shameless School and they're doing Mazinger here, but Koji sez boss's gross bod isn't good enuff for Shameless School(Although there were some ugly mother f--ker in there) and Boss can barely read. then a Cameo by Mitsuko Yagyu IN THE NUDE, the Pilder comes in driven by Shiro and Koji throws 1 Gamia and the others chop her up. Shiro sez the Mechanical beasts are f-kkin up Japan like bad censorship laws and Ashura sez they f'd Sayaka's mech and his men are looking for her body but if she's alive, he's f--k her up. If he hands over Mazinger Z he/she well call off the attacks. Koi fights the Gamia's but Shiro slags em with the Pilder. Belgas goes to the lab and tells Yumi that if he hands over Mazinger Z, he/she will end their attacks on the Japan, and that Gamia Q's iced Koji. Koji gets back and Yumi has given up Mazinger as it was carried off by what looks like Drones and is gonna bring it to Saluud, but the Pilder comes by and he/she orders Belgas to slag it. Of course Koji gets in despite Belgas's detaching parts and he f--ks saluud up. Belgas fights Mazinger and Saluud sinks in the sea as Mainger Z sinks to the bottom of the sea, but can take the miles of pressure, even on the pilder dome somehow. He hits the floor and its soft and he sinks in it and uses violent wind to raise the silt in the floor up and in the dust, crushes Belgas's head. Its remaining pieces reassemble and Mazinger comes out from underground and throws the rock Belgas was on and nukes it with Breast Fire. Ashura trys to ram Saluud into Mazinger and he catches it and swings it around like in Mazinkaiser vs The Great General of Darkness, so he/she sends Glossam X2 to buy time to get away. Its designed for underwater combat and fires missiles at Mazinger, grabs him in its jaws, throws him, then blasts with a super heated beam to heat up Mazinger and Cook Koji. Koji uses his own Breast Fire and it heats up and cracks and blows Glossam X2. Koji gets outta the sea and wonders if Sayaka was on Saluud but notes that if she was, he/she would have used her against him. Then Tauros D7 nails a hole in Mazinger gut and Ghostfire V9 Chains up Mazinger in a non SM way for Tauros D7 to penetrate him. Mazinger jumps, Ghostfire gets skewered, and Mazinger swings its chains to slam em both and they blow. then Kingdan X10 comes in with Aphrodite in its hand and Sayaka tied to a bed in its torso and demands that Mazinger come with them

Volume 05

Mazinger Z goes on the water base Saluud and Boss is clinging to his leg as the base goes under da sea. Boss in an Iron Mask suit tells this guard its his shift and tells Koji that Sayaka is being cared for and they plan to try something at the right time. Later, 30 km off Ogasawara, Saluud is spotted as they tracked Aphrodite A's transmissions. Dr Yumi is there and hopes to save huis kid, but hopes she can forgive him if he has to send her to H E Double Korea to stop the Baddz from getting Mazinger. Later, Boss in Iron Mask sez to the guards "We got trouble" and when they come, Koji headshots em(So much for not wanting to be a murderer, wait, didn't that happen with Rick in Robotech?) and they go to save Sayaka. Boss stands guard and Koji sees she's bare a55 naked under the covers and Boss wants to see (You saw her nude b4 Koji!!). Meanwhile, a half hairs Baron Ashura is taking a shower and feeling his/her right b00b with his/her left hand and still wears a hood and we see his/her a55, when he/she gets a message saying the Japanese Navy tracked em with Sayaka's mech. He/she orders an attack and we never get to see his/her crotch. Saluud spins a thing to make a Whirlpool and Dr Yumi orders em to drop Depth Charges which f--ks out the artificial Island. Koji trys to stop Boss from seeing her nude but the ship jerks around and Sayaka falls out and wakes up and hugs Koji, b4 Boss tells her she's Nude. Saluud's island comes off and attacks the Japanese Military by flying around like Ginnai Doma's head and the underwater base is getting f--ked by the Navy. As they can't send Kingdan X10 underwater, they launch subs to fight and Sayaka wears an Iron Mask outfit and her and Boss fake moving prisoner Koji around to get to Mazinger. Guarding her is Gamia Q3 who I guess survived the last fight and fights Koji with a sneak twist, She's Nude under her outfit and her t-ts stun Koji and she gets a hair in his shooting arm. They fight on and the Navy f--ks out the enemy subs and goes iun to end Saluud. Sayaka interferes in the fight and gets sliced and Koji tugs her cape to save Sayaka and Sayaka throws Koji his gun. Ashura is told the Saluud is too f'd to go on and he/she sez to ditch it and leave Mazinger and Kingdan X10. Koji shoots off Gamia Q3's hair and as she runs he splits her in half. He then is gonna take Saluud down and Sayaka sez her dad told her of swimming jets on Mazinger Z's Feet. Koji slags Kingdan X10 and gets its sword and busts through the ship to get Ashura but he/she sez its Koji who's going down cuz the ships nucular reactor will soon overload and runs off. The escape pods fire off and Dr Yumi has a few shot down but most escape. As he think he won't give up on her unless he sees a body, an escape pod poops up and Sayaka is in it and parachutes out. Mazinger busts through the base and uses BuLesTo FaiYa and gets out. On da Navy Yumi tells his girl the only way Koji can survive is the swim jets. Koji gets out but sinks in the floor. The ship blows and then Mazinger swims up as unlike Devilman, you can't kill the main guy. Later Koji is on patrol as Dr H's attacks are getting worse and Boss Borot attacks him annd blows his Scrander, then fires missiles at Mazinger. At the Lab, Sayaka has Boss use his Borot to go on patrol and he sees the other Borot beating Mazingers A55! Fake Borot's head f--ks off and its revealed by Brocken that its Evil Boss B9! Koji seez its not his friend and throws it off and Boss attack it but is thrown off easy. Brocken sez to ignore Borot and focus on Mazinger and Mazinger f--ks it apart. Later Brocken sends Uhnura P9 and Great Bardon which fly to the Photon Lanb and f--k up the area below it with a gravity cancelling device and throwing people and sh-t into space. Mazinger goes out with its Scrander and Sayaka stays back as her mech cant fly. Tokyo looks like the moon surface and Uhnura P9 talks and reveals its controlled like Mazinger but by an Iron Cross guy. They fight and Mazinger's hand is shanked and leg sliced off. So he uses the spear in his hand to skewer it and breast fires it to H E Double France! Later Ashura guys are out at night and he/she plans to f---k up Koji. Later Sayaka is on patrol as the Iron Cross guys were out last night. Then Ghoul is coming and Koji gets in Mazinger and Sayaka's Mech moves on its own to hug Mazinger like they're b0ning. Ashura had his goons put a thing in her mech to control it and has Brocken send Naider V1. Koji can't use most of his moves with Sayaka on him and fires Rocket Punch with Iron Cutter which are caught by Naider V1's Magnet Shield. Naider V1 shanks both good guy mechs on its long spear and Koji sees the only way is to shoot through the hostage and breast fires apart Naider V1 And Sayaka's mech. Then Sayaka ain't mad but glad Koji saved her. Later Boss wants to go for a walk with Sayaka in the park but she goes with Koji. Mucha and Nuke offer to go but Boss isn't queer as Netflix didn't get him, But he goes with Nuke as Koji and Sayaka won't notice him. In the park they find a haunted house ride and go in but get caught and Ashura's busted ghost sez he/she wont rest until he/she beats him. Then there's a Brocken head and spears attack em. Turns out its Viscount Pygman who grabs Sayaka and these hands grab Koji so he can't save her. He throws her to beasts and Koji notices his spear wounds are gone ands he realizes its Psychic powers making an Illusion like Future City in Violence Jack and he yells Arachni Power Mazin Go and the spell is broken. Viscount Pygman runs off as I guess he can't beat Koji in a fist fight and they realize the house was never there. Later, Archduke Gorgon meets Count Brocken and sumnmons Kentador Gamma 7 which f--ks up the Kamakura Coast and Sayaka goes out in Diana A to face it. Koji in Mazinger Z comes out and finds Diana crucified upsidedown and Sayaka below it. Then outta the Ground, Kentador Gamma 7 comes out, shanks the Scrander and throws Mazinger down. Koji fires his Rocket Punch off with Sayaka in it away and Koji slices Kentador Gamma 7 open with the scrander. Later Koji's getting ready for bed but Ghoul is coming and he drags Sayaka outta the bath and don't notice she's nude for a bit. Sayaka and Koji in their mechs go out but Ghoul sprays dissolving liquid that melts the ground and they sink into it. The lab can't fire the Scrander as there's jamming signals and the good bots sink toward the magma. So Yumi sends Boss and Borot to throw a ball and chain into the mush and he starts pulling em up. But Gorgon sends Dollgost Beta 5 to stop him. Instead it speeds him up outta fear and he pulls em out and Mazinger slams Dollgost into the muck(how did it melt the ground to the magma? won't that f--k the crust and planet to have a soft spot there??).

Great Mazinger

Manga

They don't wear the skimpy bikini's in the manga

So Gennosuke Yumi wants to make a Mazinger Army to take on Dr. Hell at his last base. Its days from being finished and Koji Kabuto] wants to end the Dr for slagging his grandpa and other people. Somehow Dr H hears of this and vows to crush Japan in 10 days. He sends Baron Ashura and Count Brocken to send all his forces to Japan to waste it. Ghoul is flyed by Brocken and Budo by Ashura. Koji uses his upgraded Jet Scrander to fly but it comes off in da air and Mazinger lands on his feet. Sayaka Yumi hugs Koji worried of him and the curvy blonde twists Lori and Loru show up. Koji nearly slags em thinking they are Gamia Q and they are former Pro Racers (Like Danica Patrick??). He also meets Shun Azuma and Masao Ooide who are gonna pilot other Mazinger Army Veritechs. Koji don't think Ooide is a mechanical beast like Azuma as he reminds him of Sayaka and Sayaka chases him as women spazz out at minor jokes. We get a look over of the robots and pilots.

Then Dr H's forces attack and take out a warship and Ghoul launches Birdon B7 which falls to the jets. Jeiser J1 comes next and grinds up the jets. The Scrander needs 3 days to finish the upgrades and both of the Dr's battle fortresses are probably full of monsters. Dr H sends a message broadcast to Japan saying he's called that as he's gonna send everyone in Japan there. At night the Ghoul attacks Japan like its the Allies in WW2 and the Japan sends the Mazinger Army. Sayaka uses Venus A and its equipped with Mazinger Z's attacks and they battle the Mechanical beaSTS. The other Mazinger Army homies each have an attack from Mazinger and all 3 robots(4 pilots) get slagged. Sayaka is then saved by Koji in the incomplete Scrander equipped Mazinger, who then tears up Ghoul from inside. So Baron Ashura in Budo is landing on the beach like the Allies in WW2 and Ghoul coomes down after being f'd from within and slams in the sub and all on both get sent to h e double england! Ghoul seems to survive and returns to Dr H Holes base and Mazinger and Venus follow.

He vows to beat Mazinger and pulls a SDF 1 by turning his Castle into a giant f--kin robot that was somehow under all that rock all this time! Koji blows off its head but like Black Zarak in Transformers Super God Masterforce, it keeps on fighting and blasts Mazinger with Gordon Fire! After taking a chop with a sword and damaging his breast fire thing (At least Honey Kisaragi's b00bs weren't hit) Sayaka attacks, does diddley d0ng and gets blown out! After Mazingers other attacks do Jack and Sh-t, Koji tries to Kamikaze with his Photon Core having the same power as a Nuke(And Japan's gov just lets Koji have it? Bada55! In soviet england you can't own nunchaku or knifes for cutting bread!) The H base, Black Devil Gordon (When I hear Gordon I think Shining Time Station) spins like a freakkin Beyblade and makes a Phantom Hurricane Twister like Dragoon! Then sets it on fire like its Soviet California! Koji think's he's f'd but his grandad Juzo Kabuto's spirit encourages him in a scene Totally not ripped off by Yugioh. Koji realizes the center of the Twister is clear and tries to fly but the twister is in the same direction as his jets. so he detaches it and goes in the neck hole (Akira Fudo in Devilman:Demon Bird Sirene: I'll rip off your head and sh-t down your neck!) and Gordon blows apart! Koji survives and they bring him back and fix up Mazinger.

Later Koji chats with Sayaka about how he only fought for peace and now its over. Then Archduke Gorgon goes to his base and reports to his boss the Great General of Darkness that their enemy Dr H was slagged and now all in their way of the Mycenae Empire taking over da urth is Mazinger Z! So General sends Grantonios and Biranius. Later, Koji, Boss, Mucha, Nuke. Shiro Kabuto and Bikini Sayaka are at the beach and Sayaka don't want tan lines so she stays under a parasol. So Koji swipes her Bikini Top, but the Photon Power Lab alls Koji to deal with new monsters attacking. Mazinger Z, Diana A and Boss Borot go to face it and Grantonios tells em its not some metal puppet but was sent by the Great General of Darkness to slag him. Diana gets f'd by Biranius's fish (with 1 biting the b00b) and Grantonios whips off Mazingers right arm and crumbles Borot with vibrations. Koji tries a Rocket Punch and Koshiryoku Beam but they get rebounded and bust his cracked Mazinger. So Mazinger Z just got f'd dead and somewhere else, Kenzo Kabuto somehow senses his kid needs him and sends Tetsuya Tsurugi in Great Mazinger to save him. He arrives and slags both baddies with fancy moves and carries the busted Mazinger off (As Sayaka and Boss and just stay there). Later Koji, Sayaka, Shiro and Dr Yumi are in a Limo wondering who made a Superer Robot Than Mazinger Z. They go to the ocean and a base rises up and in it is Kenzo Kabuto who Yumi sez died in a lab accident. Kenzo sez he did bite it but got better after his dad made him into a cyborg with only his head being alive (And this is like 15 years before Robocop 1). Also he made Great Mazinger with help from an Electronic brain (Like Bionic Bunny having a Bionic Brain in Arthur?) and his dad warned him of the Mycenae Empire comming back and he spent years making this lab and training Tetsuya. He tells Yumi to help his son become a better scientist than him as he's got scientist ancestry and Kenzo will probably bite it so he needs a back up. Koji and Sayaka are written out sent to study in America.

After more fights with the Mycenae Empire Kenzo Kabuto is gonna revive Mazinger Z with Prof Yumi and a new Super alloy Z and have Koji return. Marquis Janus sees this with her science or witchcraft or w/e and Grand Marshall of H-ll sez to stop em but Koji is already in Japan. Koji is driven with Sayaka and Battle Beast Ruby Ghilas shows up and blasts the car. But its really a flying saucer made In America and flies off(Da f--k?!). It follows them but Great Mazinger slags it and Venus flies on a Scrander of its own to guard them. At da base Koji reunites with his dad and Koji, Sayaka, Jun Hono, Tetsuya and Boss vow to work together like the Power Rangers. Grand Marshall goes all out and launches all his sh-t at Japan and slags Tokyo. They also attack the Photon Power Lab and Jun and Tetsuya go there as Mazinger and Sayaka fight the other area. Great Mammoth and General Julicaesar attack Mazinger Z and Diana A but Great comes in and slags em. The enemy runs after their leader falls and they f--k em up. Even Boss Borot and Shiro Kabuto in his own kiddy mech come in as Kenzo said Shiro could come. Jun realizes that Kenzo planned to nuke the base and take Dr H to h-ll with him! He uses the nuke in the base to wipe the area and says sorry for not being a great dad to Shiro and Koji(Couldnt you do this by remote?! Did you have to be there to set it off?!) and Dr H survives as he wasn't close enuff. The Double Mazingers attack GMOH and he's resistant to missiles with his mantle like he's Enma-Kun or some sh-t. He blasts them with fire and Great Mazinger uses Thunder on its blade and throws it through the GMOH's mech eye and slags him(At least until Mazinkaiser or Mazinger Z Infinity). Later Koji and friends say bye to Kenzo and thank him for helping them beat the Mycenae Empire. Now Koji can grow up to be a scientist but not be a beta male like those big bang theory dinks! The end!

Mazinkaiser

Anime

Why doesn't he have nipples? Sayaka does! We see em in This ep.

Manga

So why did the Clone go bald? Was he shaving his head partly like Robert DeNiro in the Untouchables?

In the 2003 Mazinkaiser Manga by Go Nagai and Naoto Tsushima, Koji has given up after Mazinger Z got busted and Sayaka chats with him about Jun and Tetsuya fighting. Meanwhile, Dr H is reviving Baron Ashura in a tank with his/her DNA and it regrows into the bisected hermaphrodite we know and love. Dr H sez he genetically took the evil of 2 beings into 1 to make him/her loyal to him forever. Sayaka shows Koji the improved Aphrodite A and Koji is bummed over not being able to fight and when Koji goes for a motorcycle ride he meets a reverse Baron Ashura who's man and woman halfs are on the other side and this one is nice looking and polite. Koji dont trust her/him and good Ashura says she/he serves Dr Heaven and reveals that had she/he been evil Ashura she/he could have slagged him by now. so Koji goes into space on a ship to a big a55 satellite that don't reflect waves so its undetectable from da urth. Its been there thousands of years and was pat of the Mycenaeans that were really aliens who the early humans worshipped as gods like f--king ancient aliens! Anti Ashura sez the tech from Mechanical Beasts and Mazinger is from there and she/he takes Koji to meet... His Grandpa Juzo Kabuto!! Turns out the Juzo who bad Ashura killed was a clone and Real Juzo made 2 clones of himself to help him and 1 turned evil and became Dr. Hell (Good f--k! Thats a pretty f'd Retcon! What next?! Optimus and Megatron being Brothers?!). Real Juzo (Shin Juzo??) sez theres good and evil in us all and Koji chose to be good unlike evil clone Juzo. But then the evil Juzo launches an all out attack like in Mazinger Z Infinity and Mazinkaiser OVA 1 to slag Great Mazinger and Shin Juzo Kabuto gives Koji Mazinkaiser to stop his evil clone.

Mazinger Z Infinity

Here its a decade after beating the baddies. Koji got into science as apparently he was smart the whole time. Then a new threat arrives from inside mt Fuji and hes gotta get back in the saddle pilgrim. He also has this blue haired technorganic babe named Lisa who calls him master and isn't too good a bf to Sayaka. After Mazinger Infinity is taken over he tries to fight and eventually has a plan to get it back. It almoist works but Dr. Hell activates Infinity and is gonna reboot the universe. Lisa and him work together and wind up in this dimension thing and koji sees an alternate reality where Lisa is his kid. Lisa and him power up Mazinger Z with Photon energy and it beats dr h and infinity. Lisa vanishes and later he gets married to Sayaka and gets her pregnant and they have Lisa.

Here he's voiced by Showtaro Morikubo who also did Ivar in Tales of Xillia, Megaman X in Megaman X5 X6 and X7, Takahisa Tajima in 11eyes, Koji Makaino in Bakuman, Tensa Zangetsu in Bleach, Taishi Miwa in Cardfight!! Vanguard (nooooooooo), Naruse Haido/Hyde(Ep 3) in Amazing Nurse Nanako (hot!!!!!), boy A, Norikuni Iwata, Sazae, Telemaru Robot (ep 26) I Excel Saga (ehhh), Genpo Saji and Shizen Osou in Ikki Tousen (sexxxay!!!), Goku in Monkey Magic(anyone remember dat??), Shikamaru Nara in Naruto, Bartolomeo in One Piece, Musica in Rave Master and Yūsuke Makishima in Yowamushi Pedal.

In the dub hes played by wayne grayson who did Joey, Para, shadi and dartz in Yugioh, syrus and banner in Yugioh gx, bolt tanner, yusei and sherrys dads in Yugioh 5ds, the sparrow in Yugioh zexal, the French a55 hole from Yugioh Arc V from like 1 ep who never did anything after dat, kash in voltage fighter gowcaizer (hot! Dat Shaia!), Michelangelo in the 4kids Ninja Turtles, Harrison and Emmet in pokemon, Seiji Hayami in Cutie Honey(Live Action Film), Gadim, Ninja Leader and Owen in Queens Blade, Akira Hattori in Bakuman, H-llmaster Phibrizzo in Slayers, Genpou Saji / Houkou Kakuka in Ikki Tousen(dat Hakufu!), Buzzer in G.I. Joe: Sigma 6, Vini Vidi Victory in Thumb Wrestling Federation: TWF, Checkmate / Jeager / Brocken, Jr. in Ultimate Muscle, Yosaku / Mr. 2 / Bon Clay in the 4kids dub of One Piece, Tokageroh / Chrysler / Tokagero in Shaman King and Kosuke Entohji in King of Braves Gaogaigar.

Shin Mazinger Shougeki! Z Hen

no nips. no parts. nothing offensive shown

Here he's a lot like past series but different and has refs to the manga.

In here he's voiced by Kenji Akabane (and it was his 1st big role) who was also Kenji Mitsusada in Cardfight!! Vanguard(the yu yu hakusho to yugioh's dbz), Dragon Shiryu in Saint Seiya: Legend of Sanctuary(I recall him bleeding a lot in the 80s ver and my bro jokes he was a hemophiliac) Shallot in Dragon Ball Legends (say what you will about GT but it didn't retcon everything bad), Tetsuo in Sword Art Online(hot??) and Guido Mista in the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure games.

CB Chara Go Nagai World

In Italy, thumbs up means "up yo butt!"

In here he shows up in OVA 2 and ‏‎ 3. He's shown to be superstitious as when Jinmen pretends to be a ghost he starts chanting a protection thing and following Jinmen's orders. He gets along with Akira Fudo and Miki Makimura, as well as being a bit of a purvo when using his Pileder fans to blow open Gamia Q's cloak and showing her body(which has metal nipples).

OVA 2

In OVA 2 he follows Ghoul and stows aboard and falls asleep. He's woke up by Dr. Hell firing missiles at Sirene. He helps her and busts Ghoul with his Rocket Punch. He takes on Belgas V5 and later uses breast fire to bust Ghoul up. He asks whats up with Ryo and Sirene but Ryo busts him away with the same move that cleaved Akira in OVA 3. As he falls he regains consciousness and gets Mazinger Z back up with some Shonen cr-p. he crashes in front of Akira and Miki. They go to the base but Grendizer and Kotetsu Jeeg grind his gears over Mazinger getting busted, which he sasses back at their a55es. he shares a bromance moment with Akira over dudes being hot blooded and not candy a55 like heroes nowadays. later he's fixing Mazinger and they find/defuse a time bomb. He fights Gamia Q and brocken (using Brocken as a shield) and uses the pileder to blow open gamias cloak(and gets a b0ner over it(we don't see the b0ner)). Gamia being a feminist, gets mad at him for being hetero and chucks him out the window. He comes back later.

OVA 3

In the 3rd OVA he uses Mazinger Z to get to Ghoul but as they go into space he cant use the scrander so he blows it up for a boost to get in (like with Yoshi in Super Mario World). On Ghoul in space, Satan gets God on board and Koji accidentally gets a Maziger arm sucked into him where it returns to the real world were Real Koji fights Donau Alpha 1‏‎. Koji laments over being hot in real life. Satan tries to use Mazinger Z's camera to see whats inside God but Akira intervenes and is sliced in 2. and then... he died... AHHHHHHHHHH!! kOJI TRIES TO AVENGE aKIRA BUT (f it! I had caps lock on! I aint retyping it!) with Mazinger Z's Koushiryoku beam! breast fire! but Satan's body is made of photon energy so it don't work. Satan pushes away Mazinger but the breast fire blows up part of Ghoul. He lands on God and sees the world of Violence Jack. Satan explains how God's ideas are made and cr-ppy ones go to Chibi World. Satan rebels against God for not bringing back Akira so Akira stops him/her(a Hermaphrodite) by self detonating. He lands in V J land and meets up with Bunta and Ryu Takuma‏‎. They feed Jinmen small animals and they show up on his back. Violence Jack (Character) shows up and sez koji don't belong in diss world homie(although there is that one chapter...) With Baron Ashura they clap together a way back home and Koji shakes hands peacefully with Count Brocken. He's last seen with Sayaka saying everyones back... NOT EVERYONE he freaks out saying as Psycho Jenny and Miki show up in Jack land asking about Akira and Ryo.

In here he's voiced by Kappei Yamaguchi who was Jin Chonshu in Fatal Fury, Ryu In Breath Of Fire, Yugo in Battle Angel, Michael in Beyblade(the good one), Nin-Nin in La Blue Girl (good f--k no!!), Dick in Bondage Queen Kate (another p0rn0??), Shin'ichi Kudo in Case Closed, Hikoro Oikawa in DearS (ohhhhhh), L in Death Noye(sorta yaoi), Wakabayashi Osamu in Devil Hunter Yohko (sexay), Goku in Dragon Ball Evolution(watch that and you'll turn creationist. I did!), Merlock Holmes in Flint The Tme Detective, Enma in Ghastly Prince Enma Burning Up (well he WAS in p0rn0 b4. so...), Ryuichi Sakuma in Gravitation (good f--k he does real yaoi!!), Feitan I'm Hunter × Hunter (the new one), Inuyasha in Inuyasha (better than candy a55 Richard ian cox), Tombo in Kiki's Delivery Service, Mucha in Mazinger Z Infinity, Sai Saici in G Gundam, Ussop in One Piece, Ranma in Ranma 1/2 (another Richard ian cox role? at least dick didn't play da midget in la blue girl!!), Tororo in Sgt. Frog, Onimaru in Twin Angels and Twin Dolls (how many p0rm0es is this guy in?!), Young Myunihauhen in Urotsukidoji II legend of the demon womb (moar p0rn0eZ!), Saburo Tenma in Violence Jack Hell's Wind‏‎ (sorta p0rn0 but a violent one too), Ogawa in Viper GTS (a masami Obari p0rn0e!!), Ujita in Vixins(p0rnoe), Takuro Amano in Wedding Peach (not a p0rn0 but Momoko was sexy), Jin in Yu Yu Hakusho, Lyman Banner in Yugioh GX (Too bad Miko Mido from La Blue Girl didn't visit for a semester and have some sexy fun at duel academy) and Chesta in Escaflowne.

Mazinger Z vs. Transformers

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Violence Jack

• In Violence Jack he is depicted as a kid named Koji Kabuto who does martial arts as he's the grandson of Juzoo Kabuto, pro wrestler who made Machine Style Karate(Da f--k?!). After Juzo got iced and Dokuta took over by taking out his dad Kenzo, He teams up with a big blind black guy named Jim Mazinger who lets him ride on his head to help him fight and teaches Machine kung fu at his Iron Castle Dojo(I really wanna say that won't work, but Mythbusters proved that backseat drunk driving can make a sober blind guy drive drunk, so you never know). After Viscount Pygman‏‎ slags Jim, he watches over the grave with feelings and moves on from Soviet Kanto to new place with the kids he was teaching and sez Sayaka can come and be his secretary.

Yeah its not realistic. but its AWESOME!

Cameo's

• In Re: Cutie Honey OVA 2‏‎ when Scarlet Claw uses a net to catch people, Koji, Boss and Sayaka are shown being caught for a sec.

He beat Gamia Q, he can take Panther Claw!